Witze aus Indien

Indien

Mein geschätzer Kollege Bernd Symons von Kerala Discovery (www.InderNett.info) veröffentlicht in seinem überaus lesenswertem Newsletter unter der Rubrik "Ex Oriente Jux" Witze aus Indien. Ich lese die sehr gerne, irgendwe, bilde ich mir jedenfalls ein, bleibe ich so näher dran am Geschehen in Indien.

Dieser Witz aus seinem Newsletter Nr. 524 (!) hat mir besonders gut gefallen:

An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home."

"Why not?" asked somebody from the audience.

"I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained.

"She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I told her, 'Hon, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'"

"Did it save time?" the guy in the audience asked.

"Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 20 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in seven."